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bones-and-bricks:

daftpostpunk:

did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

he used praypal



overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER



elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo



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gorlt:

brodays:

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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The best thick cocks and young hung studs

http://jockdays.tumblr.com/

that’s not in the recipe
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pearwaldorf:

needalittleoldfashioned:

Friendly reminder, everyone: Time is your friend.

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bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

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Oh, this bitch better watch her eye rolling…



emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,




kumagawa:

bro my mans is dragging the frozen food section…




mhalachai:

This photoset is the best thing the Teen Wolf fandom has ever produced

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